Friday, January 14, 2011

Headlines by Tim

BE CAR-FUL AT THE SCHOOL FRONT

An unhappy accident just happened between a school bus and a parent's car.

A long stretch of CSI tape lines the porch of Ferrari Primary School. Fortunately, both drivers were rescued in time, unscathed. The private inspector, Detective BUSter, comments, "The front of SST is very narrow and is in front of a sharp curve, prone to accidents. Since witnesses claim the bus moved slowly and did not make any rash movement and the car was coming from the curve, it seems aPARENTly that the parent initiated the fatal collision."

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